Thursday, January 7, 2010

Mary Had A Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
A thousand volts went up it's bum
And turned it's wool to nylon.

Mary had a wrist watch ;
She swallowed it one day.
And now she's taking laxatives
To pass the time away.

Mary had a little lamb,
She ate it with mint sauce.
Now everywhere that Mary goes
The lamb goes too, of course.

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